WW · DJT · D?™

What Would
Trump Do?

Look at the bracelet. Think it through.
Then do the opposite.

An AI's idea of the bracelet. Yours will be real.

DJT hair yellow WW · DJT · D?™ bracelet

An AI's idea of the bracelet. Yours will be real.

How it works

  1. 1. Look
  2. 2. Ask
  3. 3. Do the opposite

Impulse control you can wear.

Judgment sold separately.

The wearable second opinion

A tiny pause button for your wrist.

WW · DJT · D?™ is for the moment between “great idea” and “perhaps not.” Look down, ask what Trump would do, then do the opposite.

Meeting mode

Consult wrist. Count to three. Use the inside voice.

Group chat mode

Read your message again before you send it.

Everyday mode

Pause before you act.

Presidential mode

Do the opposite. Or, if you feel like it, just be an asshole and call it “Presidential.”

Trump clutching an angry orange cat that shoves his face away while a woman wearing the yellow WW · DJT · D?™ bracelet gasps
This is not a real picture of Donald J. Trump violating a cat with fur that looks like human pubic hair. It is an AI re-creation of the kind of thing he says he does.

Grab life by the pussy!

Important safety information

  • Warning: if you have thoughts of suicide brought on because you are thinking about Trump too often, discontinue use.
  • We cannot guarantee you will be successful in American business if you always do the opposite.
  • Common side effects include reading the document before signing it, paying your contractors, and conceding when you lose.
  • Do not operate a social media account after midnight while wearing this product.
  • Ask your doctor if doing the opposite is right for you.

The practical part

Questions worth asking first.

Product, payment, and shipping information.

What does WW · DJT · D?™ mean?

It asks, “What would Donald J. Trump do?” Consider the answer, then choose the opposite.

What exactly is the bracelet?

The WW · DJT · D?™ bracelet is a one-size adult 1/2-inch silicone band in DJT hair yellow with recessed, white-filled lettering.

When is my card charged?

Completing checkout places a paid order and charges your card immediately and in full for the checkout total. This is not a deposit or a pay-later reservation.

When will preorders ship?

Ships by November 15, 2026. U.S. delivery addresses only. Shipping is free via USPS. Sales tax may be added where required. The PREORDER terms cover cancellations and refunds.

Does it work if I don’t believe in God?

Don’t believe in God? Remind yourself why you do the right thing anyway.

What size is it?

One size only: an adult 1/2-inch band. If you are not sure it will fit, measure a bracelet you already own.

Can I give one as a gift?

Yes. There is only one size, so there is nothing to choose.

What is the official decision ritual?

Look at WW · DJT · D?™. Ask the question. Do the opposite.